MANTEIA

Top News and Divinations at Irregular Intervals

What's going on?

A local LLM reads the AI news. All bullshit generated externally, probably...

Current Prophecies

Consulting the smoke…

For entertainment purposes only. Manteia is a satirical oracle. Its "probabilities" are generated by an AI improvising over news headlines and should not be taken as real predictions, advice, or fact. Any resemblance to actual forecasting is coincidental and probably a fluke. The news is real and all headlines are drawn from legitimate public news sources, so read the stories and form your own opinion — don't take the oracle's word for it. Only the oracle's verdicts are the consequence of smoke and deep thought!